<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013630.html">Grandma, What Big Wednesday One-Liners You Have!</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 72205 -->Girl on cell: Stop talking about my grandmother's ba-donka-donk!<br/><br/>--6th &amp; 2nd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75714 -->Girl on cell: So, she walked in on me getting out of the shower again this morning... Yeah, I guess I could put a lock on the door, but I'm really starting to think that my grandma just likes seeing me naked in the morning.<br/><br/>--School of Visual Arts<br/><br/>Overheard by: dobby<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80489 -->Chick on cell: What should I get for Grandma? No, I'm not at a mall, I'm on the street... No, I don't see anything she'd like, unless... Do you think Grandma wants a bong?<br/><br/>--St. Mark's Pl<br/><br/>Overheard by: Heather<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82395 -->Dude to hot chick: I'd rather have sex with you than my grandma.<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: bldlube<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78810 -->Guy on cell: So then he's like, 'Dude, are you in prison again?' And I was like, 'No, dude, I'm talking to you online. How could I be in prison?' And he was like, 'There was a computer when I was in prison. I mean, you had to suck dick to get online, but whatever.' And I was like, 'Dude, I'm at my grandma's house. We're having tea and shit.'<br/><br/>--E 14th St &amp; Irving<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 20, 2008