<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013714.html">Wednesday One-Liners Go to the Liberry</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 81004 -->Teen boy: Yeah, I read the audio book.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sarah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81113 -->Chick: My life has really changed since moving to New York. Like, in L.A. I use to read <i>Us Weekly</i>, and now I read <i>The New Yorker</i>.<br/><br/>--Lower East Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aileen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83876 -->UWS mom to hippie college son: Darling, I've decided we <i>must</i> get this book because it <i>feels</i> really quite wonderful. [Customers gawk.] I know it sounds weird, but the way a book feels means a lot, and this one feels good. Oh, and I like the cover.<br/><br/>--The Strand<br/><br/>Overheard by: losaida lois<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82269 -->Literary agent: God, I'm so sick of domestic violence memoirs. I just want to go beat the crap out of them.<br/><br/>--W 35th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83006 -->Lit professor: Reading <i>Ulysses</i> for the first time, like other life experiences we have for the first time, is not quite as pleasurable as we might have hoped it would be. However, unlike other life experiences we have for the first time, reading <i>Ulysses</i> lasts much, much longer.<br/><br/>--Eugene Lang College<br/><br/>Overheard by: amelia<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 27, 2008