<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013720.html">Every Little Wednesday One-Liner Helps</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 79552 -->Crazy hobo to passing Fordham students: Y'all crazy motherfuckers pay 40 grand a year to get a damn education. Y'all don't need no education. Pay 40 grand to get me food! Hell, I'll take four dollars! Look at me -- I got no education, and I turned out just fine.<br/><br/>--Fordham University, Lincoln Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: one of those mothafuckers<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80540 -->Wheelbo: I don't care what they say, I promise you I'll pay you back.<br/><br/>--Battery Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: MBS<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81039 -->Hobo: I need money for alcohol, drugs, and a hooker... Hey, at least I'm not bullshitting you.<br/><br/>--35th &amp; 4th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81066 -->Hobo, as girl nearby drops her <i>Vogue</i>: Oh, no! Somebody dropped their Torah!<br/><br/>--E train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80345 -->Hobo, to passing suit: Hey, asshole, why don't you get a job like everyone else, and stop taking my money?!<br/><br/>--34th &amp; 8th<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 27, 2008