<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013722.html">Is It Hot in Here, or Is It <i>You</i>, Wednesday One-Liners?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 80327 -->Man to scantily clad girl passerby: Yo, can I get your number? Can I text message you? Can I e-mail you? Somethin'? [As she walks away] Can I be your socks?<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nicole<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67749 -->70-year-old man to 20-something jogger: Good morning. Would you like to wrestle in the grass over there?<br/><br/>--Riverside Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71611 -->Drunken Don Juan: Hey... Miss... Miss... Ah... Is your husband... Is your husband married?<br/><br/>--Prospect Pl &amp; Classon, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: sweet tea<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72570 -->Drunk guy to girl: You have nice toes. I want to put them in my mouth.<br/><br/>--St. Mark's &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79500 -->Creepy guy to hot blonde, after trying to pick her up: I'm not trying to hit on you. I just want to be your friend on Facebook.<br/><br/>--78th &amp; Columbus<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 27, 2008