<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013750.html">I Wrote about This on my Application Essay</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 42625 -->Dude #1, burping loudly: I know you're gassy if you have to fart a lot, but what are you if you have to burp a lot?<br/>Dude #2: Same thing, in the opposite direction.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wiley Willis</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 29, 2008