<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013897.html">Wednesday Number-Two Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 82284 -->Hipster guy: If he would have asked me that in an interview, I would have pulled down my pants and shat on his foot.<br/><br/>--N 5th &amp; Bedford Ave, Williamsburg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76437 -->Tall, distraught man: Great! Now I have to hold off poopin' for another two hours.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77799 -->Sleep-deprived student to friend: There is something wrong with your bowel movements!<br/><br/>--Pratt Institute<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bailey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77950 -->Booming voice from dark alley: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!<br/><br/>--2nd Ave, LES<br/><br/>Overheard by: caroline<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83144 -->Man on cell: Don't go near the elevator. There's a pile of doo-doo there. I tried to clean it up the best I could, but there's still some there. Be careful. I don't want you to smear it.<br/><br/>--Essex St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83495 -->NYU student to friend: Of course I didn't poop in the shower... I pooped in the toilet, then put it in the shower!<br/><br/>--8th &amp; Mercer<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alex<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 12, 2008