<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013978.html">Wednesday One-Liners Lay the Smack Down</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 70618 -->Big guy on phone: ... All I'm sayin' is that's wrong, man -- you hit an ol' woman, and you're a boxer!<br/><br/>--151st &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Thin walls<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74559 -->Guy on cell: So, wait -- you punched her or slapped her? In the face?! Oh. Ow... Yeah, that's still not appropriate.<br/><br/>--N 6th St, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: j<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81836 -->Angry guy on cell: This guy laid a fucking warrant on me for beating up crackheads!<br/><br/>--168th &amp; Fort Washington Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: RR<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83411 -->Five-year-old girl to seven-year-old brother: I'll punch your Adam's apple straight down your throat!<br/><br/>--Graham Ave bus station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82233 -->Black girl on rising escalator, to friend: If he says anything to me, I'm gonna kick him in the ding-ding and then run!<br/><br/>--Broadway East station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Subwaysurfer<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 19, 2008