<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014061.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are <a Href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000561.html">Going to Need to Wand You</a></a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 74016 -->Black security guard: Hello, and welcome to Urban Outfitters. Break it down, break it down, break it down, break it down, break it down...<br/><br/>--Urban Outfitters, 6th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83589 -->Security guy to woman whose bag is in the machine: Lady, there is something Batman-shaped in your bag. Do you have Batman in your bag? Are you aware that you are not allowed to take American heroes out of the country?<br/><br/>--LaGuardia<br/><br/>Overheard by: Susan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83530 -->Big security guard: Put your IDs in the air! ... And wave 'em around like you just don't care!<br/><br/>--NYU SIlver Building<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86651 -->Security guard, into walkie talkie: Ice, get your balls out of your wife's purse, and kick that guy out!<br/><br/>--Music Hall of Williamsburg, Jonathan Richman concert<br/><br/>Overheard by: j-bones<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 26, 2008