<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014063.html">Wednesday One-Liners Wish They Had Porcupine Quills</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 84199 -->Woman on crowded train: They're gonna make me eat the pole.<br/><br/>--E train<br/><br/>Overheard by: wish i had a pole to hold on to<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71002 -->Man to androgynous passenger: Are we going out on a date later? Because if we aren't, you better get off of me!<br/><br/>--Crowded Q27 bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75420 -->Conductor on PA: To put it simply, get in where you fit in!<br/><br/>--C train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maggie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84823 -->Bus driver: Move it back, people, it's crowded. It's gonna get tight back there. But you know what I always say -- 'If it's tight, it's alright.'<br/><br/>--10th St &amp; Ave D<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78943 -->Conductor, as his crowded train pulls into the station: Well, whaddya know?! More people.<br/><br/>--F train, Broadway &amp; Lafayette<br/><br/>Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 26, 2008