<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014068.html">Wednesday Just Can't Commit to a One-Liner</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 80863 -->Mid-20s girl: I never date a guy who gets more than three questions wrong on the SATs. I don't plan it, it just works out that way.<br/><br/>--23rd &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Limey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83232 -->Hipster on cell: I went through this time when I was like, 'I could have 800 girlfriends at the same time and just not tell them about each other.' That was much easier...<br/><br/>--Bedford Ave, Williamsburg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83654 -->Guy pointing to nothing in particular on the sidewalk: Uh, dude, you dropped your girlfriend.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: christine<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84256 -->Muslim woman in full abaya, dragging husband along: Right now I need to focus on <i>my</i> needs. Do you hear me? This is about <i>my</i> needs!<br/><br/>--Atlantic Ave, in front of Brooklyn Heights YMCA<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84608 -->Man to woman on the sidewalk: Well, we had our one, but it wasn't so much a fight as it was a mini-series.<br/><br/>--12th, between 6th &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Karen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84978 -->Girl: My asshole boyfriend! I was just staying with him until Valentine's Day so that I could get a present, and tomorrow he's history! But then I didn't even get <i>that</i>!<br/><br/>--NYU Silver Center<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 26, 2008