<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014069.html">Haha! You Said "Wednesday One-Liners"!</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 82256 -->Professor: So, the probability you're dealing with a straight is determined by what comes out the back end here.<br/><br/>--Statistics lecture, Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chuckles<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81615 -->Blonde hairstylist to male customer: Men are easy. I could do 15 men a day.<br/><br/>--Upscale hair salon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84001 -->NYU professor about expertise involved in determining chicken gender: When was the last time you turned over a chick?<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84280 -->Biology professor: Homo erectus? Homosapiens? I don't know... So many homos.<br/><br/><br/>--Wagner College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Catherine<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82633 -->Prim older lady: You guys could eat out. Also, you could go out for dinner... Yes, I'm twelve.<br/><br/>--Relish, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ursula and Winifred<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 26, 2008