<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014171.html">Finally, Someone Understands That the Terms Are Mutually Exclusive.</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 53276 -->Dude: I don't want coffee, I want Starbucks!<br/><br/>--Bleecker & Thompson<br/><br/>Overheard by: office peon<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: <a href="http://desirecollective.blogspot.com" target="_blank">desire</a></span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "And For The Last Time, I'm Not From The Bronx; I'm From Riverdale!" - Gutterlush<br/>&middot; "Howard Shultz: Don't Call It a Comeback, It That Easy, G!" - Drewp<br/>&middot; "I Can't Decipher That Small, Medium, Large Jargon They Use Everywhere Else." - <a href="http://www.criticaloversight.com" target="_blank">Jessie Birks</a><br/>&middot; "Overheard in Seattle: Shit, They Know" - digital hash<br/>&middot; "The Top Conerns Of the Nation: War, Peace, and Finding a Starbucks" - abbitt the rabbitt<br/>&middot; "Yeah, Well I Really Don't Think We Have Time For a Handjob, Joe." - Idiocracy<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 31, 2008