<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014192.html">And I'm Like, You Just <i>Happened</i> to Have a Video Camera?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 83717 -->Teenage girl: My mom is always walkin' in on me having sex. I'm all like, mom what the fuck, I'm all having sex. Get the fuck out.<br/>Teenage boy: Oh daaamn, I hate that. I always turn the music up real loud so my mom can't hear me fuck. I fucked my girl to that Akon song. I was in her so deep and that shit was just pumpin'!<br/>Girl: Ohh daaamn.<br/>Boy: You need to tell your mom to get all out yo shit.<br/>Girl: Yeah, she's always walkin' in right in the middle and I'm all like, mom get out. Then she tells me she didn't know, and I'm like, mom I don't got to tell you every time I'm having sex.<br/><br/>--Target, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nate</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 5, 2008