<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014215.html">Apparently It <i>Will</i> Get You Everywhere.</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 85150 -->Parsons student #1: He always said he'd dump me if I cheated.<br/>Parsons student #2: Do you really think he'd dump you?<br/>Parsons student #1: I cheated five times.<br/>Parsons student #2: Jesus.<br/>Parsons student #1: I'm easily flattered!<br/><br/>--Loeb Hall, E 12th St</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 7, 2008