<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014231.html">Wednesday One-Liners You Can Dance to</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 75283 -->Dude: He's the black, blind Motown equivalent of Kenny G.<br/><br/>--113th &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81123 -->Girl, while leaving screening of &quot;I am legend&quot;: Okay... I cannot believe the woman did not know Bob Marley! I mean, that had to be the most unrealistic thing in that entire film.<br/><br/>--Fresh Meadows, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: hmmm...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81359 -->Curly-haired chick: Has New Order become an okay kinky sex background band? Am I *old*?<br/><br/>--113th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Poogins<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83824 -->Guy, standing next to guy listening to Journey on his iPod: Get away from me! Just get the fuck away from me!<br/><br/>--2 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84717 -->Dumb girl dressed like Scary Spice en route to the concert: Yeah, a lot of people think that the Spice Girls like, reinstated feminism.<br/><br/>--NJ Transit<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85179 -->Yale grad: Eminem has a wonderful sense of meter.<br/><br/>--Court St., Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Justin Casement<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84377 -->Queer: We only stayed for 15 minutes, I'm not that into karaoke. And when a coven of lesbians start casting their spells to &quot;My Sharona&quot;, I was outta there.&quot;<br/><br/>--Chambers &amp; Greenwich<br/><br/>Overheard by: Grand Witch Muffy<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 9, 2008