<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014234.html">The Village Bicycle's Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 85623 -->Girl on cell: So I asked my doorman if I brought anyone home with me last night and he said he didn't know! I told him it's his job to know!<br/><br/>--Outside 145th subway station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81214 -->Hipster girl: Santa is a man whore!<br/><br/>--45th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80892 -->College girl: And then we're having what I thought was a nice one night stand, and then, he's all like &quot;what are you doing?&quot;<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: silvver<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86696 -->Indian girl: I need to up my sex number. I either wanna sleep with a professor or a celebrity. (long pause) Wait! Professors are like celebrities!<br/><br/>--72nd and Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Vincent<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83905 -->Teen girl to friend: ... And then my mom said to me &quot;don't be a ho.&quot;<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lotte<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83930 -->Girl: She is such a fuckin' slut. (Pause, then indignantly) How you gonna sleep with someone for four dollars?<br/><br/>--Bergen and Smith<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 9, 2008