<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014239.html">Wednesdays Don't Kill People; One-Liners Kill People</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 82100 -->Large black man on cell phone: They did the deal with the diamonds, then the other guy got greedy and shot up the place.<br/><br/>--Union Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Seth Callaway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82480 -->Teen, looking around: Where are we? Are we purchasing illegal arms?<br/><br/>--Turkish Restaurant, Montague St.<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mike N<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83196 -->Blonde chick in pink coat, perkily: ... There was no exit wound, and no bullet.<br/><br/>--L train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83508 -->Girl talking to co-worker: I live near Wall Street and there are like army men down there with machine guns and it's scary! How do I know they don't have Tourette's and won't just start shooting their guns all over the place?!<br/><br/>--41st &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86393 -->Older suit, calmly, to his two female coworkers: I'd like to put a gun to his head and say &quot;Nickie do the right thing or I will blow your fucking head off.&quot; <br/>[His companions nod in understanding.]<br/><br/>--Starbucks<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86800 -->Calm Jewish fraternity guy on cell: So, I'm being deported and drafted into the Israeli army... It's okay, I'll name my gun after you!<br/><br/>--NYU Waverly Building<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 9, 2008