<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014261.html">Don't Hate the Yoplait, Hate the Yoplaya</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 85335 -->College chick #1: He told me afterwards that he hadn't masturbated all week but seriously, he came so much that it was oozing out of the base of the condom.<br/>College chick #2: That's so gross.<br/>College chick #1: Yeah but that's not the worst part, it had the consistency of yogurt.<br/>College chick #2, awed: Man, yogurts...<br/>College chick #1: Yeah it was kinda inspiring. Only also kinda horrible.<br/>College chick #2: Wait, if the cum was coming out of the condom, doesn't that mean you might get pregnant?<br/>College chick #1: Yeah I guess, but I feel like that sperm kinda earned it, you know? I dunno if I could complain with sperm that um, fortitudinous.<br/>College chick #2: Good word.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Vicksburg<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 11, 2008