<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014322.html">Goin' to the Chapel and We're Gonna Get Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 85430 -->Big bald guy: No, no, you don't have to be ordained to marry people at the show. Just put on the Pope robe if you want to marry people.<br/><br/>--Office Building, Hudson St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84713 -->Guy: I took your advice, bro. I'm gonna marry her in a little over three weeks. But... I gotta get drunk first.<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: erin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84898 -->Suit #1 to suit #2: Well, maybe she won't sign the pre-nup and then you'll be free.<br/><br/>--Wall Street<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86512 -->Black chick: No! No! Ain't no one gettin' lynched at my wedding!<br/><br/>--Food Dimensions, Myrtle &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: off white<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86757 -->Woman on cell: The only time he gets to be himself is when he goes away and that's the way he saves the marriage... Otherwise it's &quot;Mommy, I don't feel well' and 'Mommy, may I be excused from the table.&quot;<br/><br/>--23rd St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mugsy's Moll<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87823 -->Goth chick on phone: He proposed to me while he was in me... Yea, well, I mean he told me after that he really meant it!<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 16, 2008