<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014378.html">Wasn't There Some Kind Of Angel with a Turkey Baster?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 84871 -->Teen girl: You know what I don't get?<br/>Preppy friend: What?<br/>Teen girl: If Mary was a virgin, how did she get pregnant?<br/>Preppy friend: Uh...I think a white dove came down and landed on her.<br/>Teen girl: ... And where did it land?<br/>Preppy friend: On her shoulder.<br/>Teen girl: So a dove--<br/>Preppy friend: A white dove. Impregnated mary on her shoulder. Yeah.<br/>Teen girl: Who told you that?<br/>Preppy friend: Sara, in Geometry.<br/>Teen girl: ... Sara is Jewish, you idiot!<br/><br/>--McDonald's, Park Ave<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 21, 2008