<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014487.html">Wednesday One-Liners Hope You're Not a Cop</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76945 -->Man on cell: After I dropped Benny off at school I stopped by that harem.<br/><br/>--5th Ave, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nerd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82362 -->Old bald guy looking at Asian call girl section in newspaper, on cell, speaking very slowly and very loudly: Do... You... Take... Veee-saaaah. Veee-saaaah. Veeee-saaaaah! Yes! Visa! No? Okay, thanks. [Same exact dialogue takes place three more times.] Bingo!<br/><br/>--Milford Hotel<br/><br/>Overheard by: not an asian call girl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87571 -->Guy: I'm a good Jewish son -I got 90% off on a hooker!<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87925 -->Guy on cell: Man, I love hookers. My friend just told me about Craig's list. Shit, there's like 5,000 hookers on Craig's list. I love that shit.<br/><br/>--Fordham University<br/><br/>Overheard by: who knew?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88746 -->Guido in leather jacket, to suit: So did anything ever happen with the whore?<br/><br/>--39th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87888 -->Asian girl to friend: As long as I'm slutting myself out, I might as well get paid for it!<br/><br/>--22nd &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kate<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008