<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014489.html">Wednesday One-Liners Call the Hotline Every Week</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 80556 -->Teen girl, despairingly: If they ever find out a way to bring people back to life, I'm going to kill myself!<br/><br/>--14th St Subway Platform<br/><br/>Overheard by: yoncto<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82521 -->Blonde on cell: Don't send me stupid things about how you want to stab yourself in the heart. It's inconsiderate.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Confabulation Nation<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85543 -->Hipster: I'm so stressed out right now; if I was going to NYU, I would've jumped out of a building.<br/><br/>--City College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Damn Right!<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87228 -->Guy on cell: You took them with alcohol? [Pause.] Wait, let me get this straight, you took all of them, then you got drunk? Yeah dude, that is just suicide.<br/><br/>--Elevator, Saks Fifth Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88196 -->Old waitress: Were you here the time Jimmy crucified himself?<br/><br/>--Manhattan Restaurant, Greenpoint<br/><br/>Overheard by: chris<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88474 -->Disgruntled Latina to friend: And I told her bitch: &quot;Kill yourself, you don't even know how to smoke right!&quot;<br/><br/>--4 Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008