<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014490.html">Send in the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 59408 -->Ghetto kid at a carnival: Man, that wasn't no clown. That was just someone dressed like a clown!<br/><br/>--P.S. 218, The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Children are the future<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62610 -->Fourteen-year-old black girl to friend: You should have thrown a brick at a clown and seen the blood. You would have loved that.<br/><br/>--7th Ave Street Fair, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: send in the clowns<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87402 -->Little girl, pointing at obvious pimp: Look mommy, look! A clown!<br/><br/>--Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88936 -->Janitor to clown post-show: Everybody loves clowns. Even Bill Gates!<br/><br/>--Barnum &amp; Bailey Circus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 64769 -->Slightly crazed looking man to well-dressed blonde chick: For $300 you'll get a clown and a playboy bunny!<br/><br/>--E4th &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: I might consider paying up<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008