<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014491.html">Why Did the Wednesday One-Liners Cross the Road?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 80897 -->Running jaywalker: The worst car to get hit by is a Mini Cooper!<br/><br/>--University &amp; 10th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Knows trucks that beg to differ<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84445 -->Old man crossing the street, on cell: I'm crossing the fucking street!<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84944 -->Guy wearing yarmulke, to friend: Hey, watch out! Just because you're Jewish doesn't mean cars won't run you over.<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88893 -->Tourist suit to other suit: New Yorkers are so rude. Just wait till you see how they all cross the street at red lights!<br/><br/>--Metro North Train to Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: Courtney Messer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88970 -->Cop on loudspeaker, to Asian bimbo tourist trying to walk down the middle of Canal St: Sidewalks are open to the public. Please use them.<br/><br/>--Canal Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: F Tourists<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85067 -->[Two cops are waiting at the light. A woman jaywalks and almost gets hit by a car.] <br/>Male cop: Phew! That would have been a lot of paper work.<br/><br/>--44th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aimee<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008