<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014492.html">Wednesday One-Liners Strike Hard and Fade Away Without a Trace</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88555 -->Undergrad: Ninjas, see. You can't creep up on them. You can't creep up on them because actually they're creeping up on you. And the person you're creeping up on is actually a mendicant.<br/><br/>--Fordham University, Lincoln Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: pumpkin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76124 -->Teen girl to friend: No one knows about Staten Island. It's like the ninja island.<br/><br/>--Notre Dame Academy, Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Green Star<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77808 -->Young lady suit on cell: Want to know what I learned today? Okay, you know how I really hate those rolling briefcases because they fucking ninja you while you're walking? Well, today I learned that it's really hard to be angry about a rolling briefcase when it's being pulled by a genuine midget. It's like watching a pony pull a cart. It's adorable!<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: she wasn't too tall herself...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86035 -->Geeky girl: They should really make a video game about a ninja doing the dishes. That shit would be dope.<br/><br/>--Flatiron District<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008