<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014493.html">Wednesday One-Liners Can't Carry a Tune in a Bucket</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 85250 -->Bum walking dog, singing: Tired of looking for love in all the wrong places, ejaculating on all the wrong faces...<br/><br/>--72nd St &amp; Columbus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Asset<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88053 -->Drugged-up guy singing a song to girls on subway platform, to the tune of &quot;Earth Angel&quot;: Earth angel, earth angel, would you be mine? Earth angel, earth angel, would someone loan me money so I can bribe her to take me hoooome...<br/><br/>--Union Square Platform<br/><br/>Overheard by: Thankfully not an earth angel<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88246 -->Cop #1, singing to cop #2: Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee..!<br/><br/>--6th Ave &amp; Waverly<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jatmos<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88361 -->Blind panhandler, singing: Can't take my eyes off of you...<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88772 -->Young hobo, singing: Gimme some money, bitch, I need a fuckin' pen, so I can write a sign...<br/><br/>--St Mark's Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84503 -->Greyhound bus driver: We're pulling up to Port Authority now. [Sings] My Greyhound brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. La la la la la- New York City! La la la la la -almost there.<br/><br/>--Geyhound, Port Authority<br/><br/>Overheard by: carly, gina, and jenna<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008