<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014494.html">Omagah, It's Wednesday One-Liners!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 79995 -->Gay man with a completely serious tone: It is going to take a lot of brownie mix and a lot of sex -but I am committed.<br/><br/>--W 52nd &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: I wish I knew what they were speaking about<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74122 -->Queer: Well kids, it's been great, but I gotta go. I have a meeting in a little bit and I want to masturbate first.<br/><br/>--Wagner College Dinning Hall<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77534 -->Queer: Anyone can just leave. It takes a true queen to make an exit.<br/><br/>--Christopher Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86825 -->Queer: And then I was so glad I miscarried because getting knocked up and being pregnant is like, such a hassle!<br/><br/>--Sarah Lawrence College<br/><br/>Overheard by: bitterfame<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87929 -->Gay guy on cell: So wait, you got kicked out because a couple of bitchy fags sprayed you with alcohol?<br/><br/>--23rd &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88152 -->Black queer: My pillow is Gucci! Raaaaaah! [He beings to attack people with said Gucci pillow.]<br/><br/>--Pillow Fight, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lillian<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77825 -->Old large gay man to group of young gays: It was really great meeting you all. You are such an interesting group of people. [To one boy.] I'd love to see you in a speedo!<br/><br/>--Hollywood Diner, 17th St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008