<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014496.html">Wednesday One-Liners Spin Fat into Muscle</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 70533 -->African man, yelling into cell: I am not riding a bike! I'm not a machine! I'm not a machine! I'm not a wheel!<br/><br/>--W 23rd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: I'm a train!<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86281 -->Loud chick on cell: So I told him he's gotta do some exercises or something to keep up with me. I mean, he doesn't do any foreplay or anything, just climbs his fat ass on top of me...<br/><br/>--37th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74603 -->Guy on phone at sandwich shop: How am I? Well, that's a complicated quesion -do you mean right now, or in general? Because right now, Lisa's got a really bad cold and is all set up on the couch and I just got back from a eulogy for a friend's pop. So now I'm getting a coffee and then I plan on riding the bicycle at the gym -'cause that's the closest I can get to heroin. How are you?<br/><br/>--85th &amp; Columbus Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76724 -->Lady, to marathon wheelchair participants: Don't just sit there, go go go!<br/><br/>--99th &amp; 5th, NYC Marathon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88258 -->Grown woman, clapping and bouncing up and down: Yaaaaaaay, I get to go on the slide!<br/><br/>--76th &amp; York<br/><br/><!-- ID = 65645 -->Ten-year-old girl leaving the midnight showing of Harry Potter: Ugh. I am never working out again!<br/><br/>--68th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sarah Booz<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008