<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014497.html">Won't Somebody <i>Please</i> Think of the Wednesday One-Liners?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 81058 -->Little boy: But I was really excited for her to get a hernia!<br/><br/>--35th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: alix<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83591 -->Eleven-year-old boy, to classmate that he just hit with a ball representing &quot;responsibility&quot;: Oooooooo!!! You just got pounded in the face with responsibility!!!<br/><br/>--Bushwick, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Their Proud Counselor<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86966 -->Ten-year-old girl, about figures: Why do they all have to be boys?<br/><br/>--Bodies: The Exhibition, South Street Seaport<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robert<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87670 -->Young child crossing the street while holding his mothers hand: [Singing] Please... Don't... Enter me.<br/><br/>--70th St &amp; Columbus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88427 -->Little boy: It's not illegal to jiggle.<br/><br/>--6th &amp; 17th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86623 -->Preschooler to daddy: Can I get that three hundred dollars now?<br/><br/>--UES<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2008