<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014578.html">At Least Wednesday One-Liners Are Pretty</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 84102 -->Girl to friend: I wonder what's the difference between hard tacos and soft tacos.<br/><br/>--Line at Taco Bell, Queens Mall Food Court<br/><br/>Overheard by: NTA<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86821 -->Guy talking to his friend: I don't believe there is a first time for everything, but I do think there is a first time for anything.<br/><br/>--2nd St &amp; Ave B<br/><br/>Overheard by: Max Berlinger<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89064 -->Girl on cell in hallway: She told me to get bacterial soap.<br/><br/>--Fordham University, Rose Hill<br/><br/>Overheard by: Krisztina ,who uses anti-bacterial<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89164 -->Subway comedian: My wife is so stupid. I told her to take the 2 train, she took the 1 twice. [Awkward silence follows. Comedian proceeds to dance around a subway pole pretending to be a stripper.]<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Subway rider<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89404 -->Guy on cell: Dude, you've got to stop doing this &quot;living paycheck to paycheck&quot; thing because every time you get a check it's like an emotional highway.<br/><br/>--Columbia University Campus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alina<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79232 -->College girl, after closing a Nutella jar: I solved it! I solved the puzzle!<br/><br/>--Broome St<br/><br/>Overheard by: YJL<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 7, 2008