<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014579.html">Don't Get Your Wednesday One-Liners in a Bunch</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 85901 -->Young lawyer: My little boy finally made the transition from diapers to &quot;big boy&quot; underwear. On his first day back to pre-school he dropped his trousers and showed the whole class his lightning McQueens.<br/>Young lawyer: ... And it created a domino effect of three-year-olds showing their undies.<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: POLA<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79191 -->Chick on cell: Better underwear than meth!<br/><br/>--Harlem<br/><br/>Overheard by: McFreaky<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84568 -->Boyfriend to girlfriend looking at lingerie in window: It's kind of cold for that.<br/><br/>--University &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mary Crippen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84590 -->Skank: So I'm thinking &quot;Now I've got to get rid of those panties!&quot;<br/><br/>--54th &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: thats gross<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89395 -->Earnest teen chick, calling to retreating waitress: Do you sell thongs? I'm serious, I really need them!<br/><br/>--Hard Rock Cafe, Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Amanda<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87117 -->Man getting into elevator: ... And she was all like &quot;Hi, whatchu doin'?&quot; And I was like &quot;Whaaaat?&quot; I didn't know what to say, she was all over me, I could see her panties. [Everyone in elevator looks at him and laughs a little.] I mean, come on, we're all adults in here. What was I supposed to do? Smile? Say &quot;Hi&quot; back?<br/><br/>--Elevator, Empire State Building<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 7, 2008