<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014580.html">The Pitter-Patter of Tiny Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 82996 -->Young boy: Fuck school! When I'm old enough, I'm just going to stay home and make babies.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84008 -->College professor: Everything that is wrong in this world can be traced back to babies.<br/><br/>--40th &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Just Trying to Smoke in Peace<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84553 -->Girl on phone: I'm going to have to cancel for a few different reasons. First, the baby hasn't gotten all her shots. And more importantly, there's something pecking through my wall! I'm really freaked out!<br/><br/>--Bleecker and Lafayette<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88379 -->Woman with three kids, after watching the eldest push the middle to the ground: What are you pushing him down for? Are you trying to upset my stomach so I lose this baby inside me?<br/><br/>--St Marks Place, Staten Island<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89732 -->Girl on cell: Well if she likes to have babies so much, why don't she just be a ... doctor!<br/><br/>--52nd &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89185 -->Professor: 42-year-old babies don't have bones.<br/><br/>--Schenectady County Community College<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 7, 2008