<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014581.html">Wednesday One-Liners Didn't Mean It Like <i>That</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 86992 -->NYU nerdy chick on cell: The oral is going to be super hard. ...But I think I'll be good at it.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: kat<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87037 -->Clerk, to female co-worker: I keep my meat to the side.<br/><br/>--Walgreens, Atlantic Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85678 -->Girl: Bite and suck, bite and suck, bite and suck!<br/><br/>--Szechuan Restaurant<br/><br/>Overheard by: tallierand<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87725 -->Female customer to employee: ...the gum that has the things in it. She likes to chew on the ones with the blue balls.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, Fresh Meadows<br/><br/>Overheard by: evan FM<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89936 -->College sophomore: ... So yeah, I said &quot;Mom, stop rotating my pickle!&quot;<br/><br/>--USA #1 Deli, La Salle &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89914 -->Father to younger son: So you like second base right?<br/><br/>--Douglaston Market, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Noelle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 7, 2008