<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014583.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have Been Locked in the Bathroom for an Awfully Long Time</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 78088 -->Boy, to uninterested girl: You gotta date me! What you mean you only date 25-year-olds? Do you know what 25-year-old guys do?? They masturbate. All the time. It's true -my dad told me.<br/><br/>--Fordham Road Subway Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: ...as opposed to guys of all other ages??<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86321 -->Girl on cell: They keep doing it, and it's ridiculous. I mean, they should just whack it off in the bathroom like everybody else does.<br/><br/>--Auditions, 35th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82634 -->Chick on cell: What's wrong with jerking off in the baggage claim at the start of a three day weekend?<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88321 -->Surly stocker to fellow coworker: If they keep calling me upstairs, I am not going to have time to eat, or masturbate, or anything!<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, 58th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: I'm busy too<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77859 -->Boy on cell: I've never gone all the way with anyone -you know? [Pause.] ... I'm just enjoying myself.<br/><br/>--Broadway , Near Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: julie<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 7, 2008