<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014605.html">This Actually Makes Me <i>Want</i> to Have Kids</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 90751 -->Eight-year-old brother speaking to four year old brother in high pitched witches voice: First I'll burn you to a black crisp in a huge oven, then I'll start with your flesh...<br/>Four-year-old: What will it taste like?<br/>Eight-year-old brother, without pausing: It will taste like a delicious steak, then I 'll eat your teeth and they'll taste like crackers! But your hair, your hair will be completely burned off.<br/>Four-year-old: [Giggles maniacally.]<br/><br/>--C Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: never having kids<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 9, 2008