<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014607.html">Would It Be Feasible for Me to Throw Myself in Front Of My <i>Own</i> Train?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 79888 -->Conductor: This is a Manhattan-bound number three train; next stop is Sutter avenue-Rutland road; stand clear of the closing doors please.<br/>[Doors close and open again.]<br/>Conductor: Please do not block the doors, stand clear, please.<br/>[Doors close and open again.]<br/>Conductor: Do not block the doors. Stand clear, please.<br/>[Doors close and open again.]<br/>Conductor: For the last motherfucking time, do not block the fucking doors! I know you ghetto-ass niggas don't care about school, but some people want to get the fuck to work! Stand clear!<br/>[Doors close and open again.]<br/>Conductor: I can't fucking take this shit.<br/><br/>--3 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Morel Farember<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 9, 2008