<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014659.html">Wednesday One-Liners Snort When They Laugh</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76402 -->Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.<br/><br/>--Union Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Stan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79757 -->Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80320 -->Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.<br/><br/>--Ludlow St.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84424 -->[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]<br/>Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]<br/><br/>--W 4th St Subway Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: KL<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88429 -->Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...<br/><br/>--86th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ike<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88459 -->Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.<br/><br/>--Forbidden Planet<br/><br/>Overheard by: Josh<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87710 -->Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008