<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014660.html">Wednesday One-Liners Tend to Ramble On</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76363 -->Old man at the bar: Everyday that I wake up and see that my name isn't in the obituaries is a good day.<br/><br/>--Cafe des Artistes Bar<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82490 -->Older woman, to friend: Then we're going to have to do the suntan lotion thing, and that's going to be a nightmare.<br/><br/>--Grand Central Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: EthanK<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85199 -->Pre-teen boy, to friend: Yo, man, there's a lot of old people on this train. I bet they're all wishing they were our age again. Suckers!<br/><br/>--N Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hannah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86249 -->Old lady, to man playing steel drums as she dances along to the music: Shalom! That was awesome, my man!<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Courtney Messer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89080 -->Elderly woman to elderly friends: So then Andy comes down in his bikini, and of course all the old women go crazy...<br/><br/>--56th &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82587 -->Old lady looking into fancy cafe: Another shithole!<br/><br/>--74th near Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88419 -->Old lady: Geraldine, do you want to come up later and play... With my wireless router!<br/><br/>--Clark &amp; Herny<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lacy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008