<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014661.html">That's the Biggest Wednesday One-Liner I've Ever Seen on a Man</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 83290 -->Worker: ... Just stick it in your pocket. I mean, seven inches isn't bad.<br/><br/>--Grand Central Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: EthanK<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83331 -->Guy: So I tried to set my password to &quot;Penis&quot;.<br/>Girl: [...]<br/>Guy: It said my password wasn't long enough.<br/><br/>--66th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83788 -->College kid to girlfriend: You make me feel sometimes like ten inches isn't enough.<br/><br/>--12th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Strand Customer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85604 -->Asian girl on cell: It's six inches. [Laughs.] Wait... What's six inches?<br/><br/>--CUNY Queensborough<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88679 -->Drunk guy pissing against wall, on cell: I got my dick out at 14th street! Yeah, it's 14 inches!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008