<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014662.html">Wherever Wednesday One-Liners Go, There They Are</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76792 -->Man on cell: I'm at the bad Duane Reade right now... Yeah, the one on 14th street...I know that's the good one, but it's in danger zone.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, 14th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: not in danger zone<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78022 -->Girl on cell: I'm in like the Middle East somewhere... Where are you?<br/><br/>--56th &amp; 7th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: dnuggets<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78378 -->Hipster on cell: No, I swear to god I am not in Montreal!<br/><br/>--Outside Alligator Lounge, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: miles<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81964 -->Lady yelling into pay phone, by platform: I'm in Yonkers! I'm right by the train!<br/><br/>--W 242 &amp; Broadway, Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Krisztina<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89025 -->Harried guy in suit on his cell: Yeah well, I'm at the Port Authority...I hear this is where the buses leave from.<br/><br/>--Port Authority<br/><br/>Overheard by: JoBell<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84884 -->Screaming man on pay phone: Yo -I told yo ass to meet me on 33rd and 5th. I be standin' here and you ain't here. [Pause.] What the fuck do you mean!? I be on da corner waiting for yo ass for the past fifty minutes. I only get an hour for lunch. Now you gone and messed up my day cuz yo ass ain't show up. [Pauses, speaks more calmly.] I'm on da corner of 33rd and 5th. [Screaming again.] Don't tell me yo ain't see me! I'm standing right here!<br/><br/>--35th &amp; Madison<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008