<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014663.html">Wednesday One-Liners Don't Understand the Caucus System</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88436 -->Bleach-blonde: I would totally vote for McCain if Miley Cyrus were his running mate.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Democrat<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87048 -->Woman: Oh, I am definitely a single-issue voter. And right now, that issue is: Which one of the candidates can get me to a bathroom soonest?<br/><br/>--7th Avenue, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chuckell<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87909 -->Drunk hobo to a group of pigeons: And they're all Democrats. Can't trust them Democrats.<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88507 -->Young African American woman speaking animatedly on cell: ... Vice president? Why should I run for Vice President, I'm doing better than you, bitch! &quot;Dream ticket!&quot; That's why I hate white liberals. They don't know when they're fucked up. Republicans don't give a shit about you, but they know it.<br/><br/>--124th St, Harlem<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88715 -->Drunk wheelbo, shouting across the entire ferry terminal: Hillary, Hillary, she's our man! If she can't do it, no one can!<br/><br/>--Whitehall Ferry Terminal<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87085 -->Lady on cell: When you done turn Governor, you can't play dat shit...<br/><br/>--Associated Supermarket, Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: PdQ<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008