<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014664.html">36 Chambers of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 77741 -->Homegirl on cell: You live in Staten Island, that's too close to the wilderness, near the border. I am not emotionally ready to meet you in Staten Island.<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62205 -->Suit: He's from Staten Island. That my Graceland.<br/><br/>--53rd &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Sock<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71322 -->Asian chick: What is that fruit called? Durian? That thing stinks so bad! It stinks like Staten Island bad!<br/><br/>--G Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: paco<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88619 -->Girl #1: In how many stops do we get off?<br/>Girl #2: [Blank stare.]<br/><br/>--Staten Island Ferry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87325 -->Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is South Ferry. From there, you can go to the wonderful Battery Park, go see the beautiful Statue of Liberty... Or go to Staten Island.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Smarlow<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008