<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014666.html">Youth Is Wasted On The Wednesday One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 78945 -->Teen dude: You just can't be tall and survive on a mountain!<br/><br/>--Halloween Adventure, 11th St &amp; 4th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85830 -->Teenage boy: Girls are so lucky... They can feel themselves up whenever they want.<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86715 -->High school girl: I said to her: &quot;What they call you?&quot; ... And she said, &quot;TND&quot;. And I said, &quot;'TND'?, What's 'TND'&quot;? And she said &quot;Top Notch Diva&quot;. [Howls with laughter.] She said &quot;Top notch&quot;. Nobody say &quot;Top notch&quot;... That was like, last summer... Top notch... [laughs and snickers] and then she say: &quot;What they call you?&quot; and I said &quot;BB&quot;... &quot;Betta bills&quot;. [Howls with laughter.]<br/><br/>--#1 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87252 -->Teen boy, with a sigh: Sometimes the world just isn't as shiny as you want it to be.<br/><br/>--42nd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88655 -->Teenager to Mexican friend: Don't make me call immigration on you.<br/><br/>--Q train, to 57th st<br/><br/>Overheard by: LoRna<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89031 -->Teen: I like the beginning part of the Dido song &quot;Thank you&quot;, you know, the depressing part, because I can relate to it. Well, aside from the parts about missing the bus because I have a car and paying bills because my parents do that for me.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: UCB<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008