<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014667.html">It Takes a Lot of Effort To Make Wednesday One-Liners Look This Good</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 77795 -->Guy to male friend: We believe that the better you look, the more spiritual you are.<br/><br/>--1st St &amp; 5th Ave., Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: PrairieSquid<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84688 -->Man collecting money for the homeless: Come on guys, I'm way too pretty to be homeless.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dara<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84813 -->Middle-aged African American male, with a blue NY Giants baseball cap on, and a fur coat: I'm pretty... I'm pretty... I'm pretty<br/><br/>--59th St Subway Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: nickporjr<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85478 -->Bum: Hey pretty! Hey pretty! <br/>[Pretty girl coughs violently and sneezes at the same time.]<br/>Bum: Feel better, pretty.<br/><br/>--6th St &amp; 7th Ave, Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89116 -->Middle-aged, Chelsea-fit white guy on iPhone: Well, neither you nor any of your sisters were the beauty that I was...<br/><br/>--21st St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sean<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77733 -->Middle-aged man: You know who was good-looking? Stalin, when he was younger. He was so dashing!<br/><br/>--104th &amp; West End<br/><br/>Overheard by: communist!<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2008