<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014701.html">Now Are You Gonna Order or Do You Wanna Fuck With Me Some More?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 91311 -->Customer: Can I get an eggplant and mozzarella sandwich?<br/>Employee: We outta eggs.<br/>Customer: No, not eggs... Eggplant.<br/>Employee: We outta eggs.<br/>Customer: But eggplant and eggs are two entirely different things...<br/>Employee, winking: The customer is always right.<br/><br/>--Au Bon Pain, Greenwich Village<br/><br/>Overheard by: Caelster<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 17, 2008