<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014743.html">Wednesday One-Liners Could Do With a Cuddle</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87873 -->30-something woman to female friend: I'm so happy to see you! I haven't had sex in a couple of months, except for a few straight girls.<br/><br/>--Carroll Gardens<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84527 -->Smoking chick on cell: I haven't had sex yet either...I'll let you know.<br/><br/>--1020 bar, 110th &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88462 -->Nilla wafer-eating chick: I don't even understand why people have sex anymore!<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89836 -->Guy yelling at a woman: Lady! Stop asking, I'm not having sex with you!<br/><br/>--34th &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87339 -->Guy on cell: Oh my god, do I need to say it? Fine! I promise I won't try to put my penis in you. Okay?<br/><br/>--Avenue C<br/><br/>Overheard by: lingling<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88799 -->Guy on cell: That's the thing about sex, it's all in your head anyway.<br/><br/>--Union Square West<br/><br/>Overheard by: brita bit<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008