<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014745.html">And How Do Wednesday One-Liners Make You <i>Feel</i>?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 63922 -->Mother, to crying four-year-old trying to grasp her hand: If you don't stop this behavior you are going to have to see a psychiatrist. [Child keeps at tantrum] This behavior is excessive and abnormal, and I don't have the patience for it.<br/><br/>--Washington G Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80567 -->Stern bimbette: No. My fave dead therapist said that I need to make sure that I surround myself with people who are nice to waiters and their moms.<br/><br/>--Court Street &amp; Joralemon, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76135 -->NYU chick, calmly: So then I just had a teeny little breakdown!<br/><br/>--West 4th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81293 -->Woman on cell: So where are you? [pause] Is that &quot;Therapy&quot; the bar or therapy therapy?<br/><br/>--Manhattan Plaza Gym, 43rd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87076 -->Girl on cell: Don't you think I'm a psycho? [pauses, laughs] Why not?<br/><br/>--Bedford and North 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90596 -->20-something homo: Scientology is just like therapy except without the stigma of therapy.<br/><br/>--52nd &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Trey Givens<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008