<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014746.html">'I' Before 'E', Except After 'C', or in Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 69634 -->Guy on cell: Yeah, it's weird, it feels like I'm still alive.<br/><br/>--W 8th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76806 -->Guy: I still think surprise necrophilia is weird.<br/><br/>--Robert Louis Stevenson School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lucas<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79917 -->Man to woman companion: I hate single people. They're all weird.<br/><br/>--90th b/w 2nd &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 84483 -->Man on cell: February is a weird month for Jews.<br/><br/>--9th St. and 3rd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hannah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87945 -->Trader Joe's employee to another: No, I would not call her weird. It takes a lot for me to call somebody else weird because I am not the most normal person on the planet myself. Meow!<br/><br/>--Trader Joe's, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ingwall<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90600 -->Observant girl: Just because you get weird haircuts doesn't mean you're smart.<br/><br/>--Bowery &amp; Rivington<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008