<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014747.html">Which Came First, Wednesday, or the One-Liner?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 81623 -->Girl: As long as I don't get that anthrax thingy I'm cool with the chicken.<br/><br/>--Elevator 112 west 34th st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rebecca<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85141 -->Five-year-old: Why do babies look like chickens?<br/><br/>--Nederlander Theatre<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jordan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90815 -->Man explaining menu to wife: You know fried chicken: the chicken with the crust.<br/><br/>--Virgils BBQ, 44th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: fish<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90845 -->Teacher, after seeing one of her seven-year-old students smell an empty subway seat: Sienna, there are 10,000 people a day sitting in that very seat. What do you think it would smell like? Chicken?<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Marlene Saunders<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89745 -->Woman to man: Everyone loves when you throw the chicken.<br/><br/>--Court &amp; Joralemon, Brooklyn Heights<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008