<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014749.html">Cirrhosis of the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88568 -->Hot chick dragging male companion: But you'll like it this time, you were drunk yesterday...<br/><br/>--19th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86038 -->Disheveled homeless woman: Fuck that shit! I'm looking for a real drunk!<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mike<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86684 -->Man on bike, swerving down street: Look out, get out of the way! Drunk driver coming through!<br/><br/>--Washington Square East and Washington Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: Out of the way!<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88776 -->Appreciative preppy girl: Even though he's a thug and a drunk, he's a real intellectual.<br/><br/>--Art Fair at the Armory<br/><br/>Overheard by: Gina Beavers<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89059 -->Drunk guy about to chug: This reminds me of middle school. Got to get the 40 down before second period!<br/><br/>--Stan's, Bronx<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89476 -->Young woman on cell: No, I do not need to get drunk more often, stop saying that mom!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: McCrum<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008